five things I’ve done in the last week, aka “I am totally screwed”

1. My face hurt the other day because I realized I’d been smiling for an hour straight. Smiling. For an hour straight. Like a fucking crazy person.

2. I went to the grocery store and I bought the tea he likes. I also bought the beer he likes, a brand I really dislike, specifically because I won’t drink it and thus it’ll stay in the fridge untouched. And I almost bought strawberries too because I very much enjoyed the thought of feeding strawberries to each other, but they were $3.99/pint so fuck that.

3. I doodled his first name in the margin of my notebook when I was supposed to be taking minutes for an important meeting. Then I realized what I was doing and carefully scrawled “DANIELSON FAMILE” instead, as a cover-up, as if I’m a huge Danielson Famile fan or something. Much more professional.

4. Something involving an insane amount of money and pre-planning and non-refundable plane tickets that I’m still kind of in denial about.

5. Thought about the way he holds a pen, realized I’d never actually seen him hold a pen, and then felt an urgent need to see him hold a pen. Immediately. Like immediately. Like immediately. To my credit, I somehow resisted the urge to text him this particular news.

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