hilarity in the last 7 days

My friend Sharon saying, “You should herald the rebirth! Like the Virgin Mary! Only not-so-Virgin! And your name is Molly!”

My tattoo artist trying very dutifully to not touch my boob despite working within millimeters of said boob

A hayride involving drunk passengers, drunk drivers, loose hay bales, a flat trailer tire

My friend Andy describing the new Mercury Rev album thusly: “It’s like Daniel Johnston read some Richard Bach, then fell into a cereal bowl and got eaten by John Tesh.”

Drunk History:

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