experiencing a break-up: PROS

Posted in luff by Molly on January 4, 2009

A luxurious reprieve from the onerous chore of leg-shaving
An excuse to listen to deeply bummer music on repeat, preferably while staring at the ceiling
You are allowed spend one (but only one!) evening on your porch drinking Bud Lite Chelada tallboys purchased from the gas station while saying melodramatic and self-indulgent things like, “I may as well stop plucking my eyebrows, amass several cats, live on Lean Cuisines, and take up needlepoint BECAUSE LOVE DOES NOT EXIST AND I AM DESTINED TO BE ALOOOOOOONE.”
Good friends will bolster you with compliments, great friends will come over to bring you ice cream, and friends aiming for sainthood will try to hide your Smiths albums
You get temporary license to write some truly awful, 11th-grade-caliber poetry

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